The Houston Astros have just boarded a plane bound for St. Louis, but before they did, infielder Marwin Gonzalez tweeted a picture of the team dressed up in costumes for their trip. 

Of course, the Astros (being the trendsetters they are) have done something completely unique.  They’ve thrown the rules of MLB road trip costume theme etiquette out the window and are going with a more bohemian approach.  (Touche, Mr. Luhnow.  Touche.)

Above, I have carefully dissected (using my vast knowledge of novelty costumes) the outfits these players are wearing.